If you know me, you know that I have the attention span of a gnat and move quickly from subject to subject. There are only three things that keep my attention longer than a bag full of peanut M&M's (in my house that is not long). The fact that I keep talking about them longer than my usual three minutes have greatly surprised the Engineer, my mother, and my friend little K (not to be confused with Little Kim, whom I do not know).
These three things are:
1. Sandwiches (I once spent one night telling the Engineer about each sort of sandwich I love. I would bring the subject up after hours of silence, to the point that he said, "Are you STILL talking about sandwiches?" and put a pillow over his head. I think I was on heavy medication that night due to a flu because I also told him the pillow over his head was the 'pillow of truth' and proceeded to talk about my love of peanut butter and honey on a folded over piece of wonder bread - and how the best bite is where the rounded bit and the flat bit meet.)
2. Walt Disney World. I freaking love that place. I have been going since I was 9 and I never tire about talking about it, hearing about it, or looking at pictures of it. When walking along the seawall the other day, I spent well over an hour telling little K just how much I love the place and all the fun things we can do there. We intend to spend my 30th birthday in mouseland, and although my birthday is still 8 months away, I feel that we can start preparing for the fun now by having me explain every single ride, restaurant and fun thing to do. I don't understand why Little K walked faster than me.
3. The Tudors. This is my new obsession and sadly, Little K has to hear about this one too. I sound like the girl from American Pie: And then, one time, on The Tudors. I am obsessed with the show, the story, the history. Not only have I read every single historical fiction novel out there that has anything to do with the Tudors (ie. Anne Boleyn or Elizabeth I), but I have read all the history books (well, all the Wikipedia articles anyways), seen all the documentaries, and even walked the Anne Boleyn walk at the Tower of London three times.
I am clearly obsessed.
My obsession has been renewed by the fact Season 2 of the AMAZING show is now on DVD and I have just watched it three times in a row.
If you haven't watched this show, go out right NOW and rent the first season. Not only is the acting phenomenal and the writing outstanding, but it is the HOTTEST show on television to date. Next to Rome anyways. The first season is dramatic, full of passion and romance, and you feel bad for Catherine of Aragon for ten minutes (the actress is Irish by the way, so her Spanish accent is amazing). The final scene of the final episode is pretty wild, involving Henry and Anne in the woods, it is very intense. You think their passion will never die - how did he chop off her head? Well, that comes in Season Two.
Oh god, Season Two. It's no secret what happens to all the characters we love, or love to hate, from The Tudors because it's written in history. They all lose their heads. But I think the reason I am so obsessed with Season Two and feel the need to talk about it every chance I get, is because of the feeling it left with me.
Firstly, Henry and Anne's relationship. Most of us have all been in a relationship that starts out full of passion and love, but slowly, one of you falls out of that and the other is left wondering what happened. Somehow, in the amazing acting of this show, that feeling you have in real life is the same feeling you get through watching Henry lose interest in Anne. You can't help but feel horrible for her, because you know you have dated a man just like Henry (well, hopefully not just like him. Otherwise none of us would have heads).
Secondly, all the darn beheading. It's horrible, just horrible. I felt as if my friends were being killed. First More, then George, and then finally, Anne. I must give a hands down bow to Natalie Dormer for her incredible, wonderful, lovely portrayal of Anne Boleyn. Her last scene is what has made me obsessed and what has peppered my seawall conversations of late. It just haunts you. I want to be an actress in a show that haunts its viewers. That makes people think about it days later. How incredible is that?
I fear for Season Three, not only has Henry killed all the interesting characters but I feel like stabbing Jane Seymour in the eye. She is so boring. Anne may have done some crazy things, but who do we remember best in history right?
Okay, so that is my obsession vented on my blog. If you read my blog, I urge you to run to Blockbuster and rent the season! Or, wait until CBC puts it back on the air. Nah, screw CBC, go rent the DVD's!!!! Also, if you are in London you must go to the Tower and get the audio tour - you can actually stand in the room Anne waited in and walk the walk to the block while hearing the drum beat in your ear. Spooky.
My perfect day? Eating a ham and cheese sandwich, wearing a Tudorian dress and walking through Epcot Centre.